””30s+ Post Hags Minecraft Server”” | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Villages Defended:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	New Chunks Explored:	167685
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	63
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Items Found:	5223	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crops Grown:	2427
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1595	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchantments Applied:	278	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magic Items Found:	4642	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Emeralds Found:	7249	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Farms Harvested:	778	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Star Shards Collected:	274
Players Killed by Monsters:	4088	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Players:	103/800	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Emeralds Found:	4012
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2059	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4