””30s+ Post Hags Minecraft Server”” | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Animals Bred:	91

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Magic Items Found:	1926	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Votes:	3146
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4067	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Items Found:	6491	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Villages Defended:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Votes:	7602	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	387654	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4135	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchantments Applied:	180	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	5	New Chunks Explored:	589387
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.