30BeforeWisdom – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Star Shards Collected:	218	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Farms Harvested:	771	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
New Chunks Explored:	775988	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
New Chunks Explored:	563534	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Towns Built:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	1445

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Votes:	9360	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1201	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Items Found:	2794
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5487
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	921	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Towns Built:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Villages Defended:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7225
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2