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Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1263	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Votes:	1358
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gods Slained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2778
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	New Chunks Explored:	658330
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crops Grown:	9895
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Emeralds Found:	1284
Towns Built:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3455
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	23

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	4447	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Towns Built:	6
Mines Excavated:	4885	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Holy Grails Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Divine Spears Created:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	94	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Mines Excavated:	3535
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1858	Magic Items Found:	1125
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?