Are you tired of watching Italian indie films with better 3D animation than Nijisanji? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so wild and crazy that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and a pet llama that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 22
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Crops Grown: 2794
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Farms Harvested: 374

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ”’>Winning Game<''' Minecraft Server

    ”’>Winning Game
    Are you tired of toxic players ruining your League of Legends experience? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Jungler Dies Once” policy! If a jungler dies, they must perform a hilarious dance routine for the rest of the game to make up for it. Plus, if anyone tries to FF early, they will be banished to the Nether realm for eternity. Join us for a truly epic and drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Emeralds Found: 3195
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Pixel Link SMP – General PXL

    Pixel Link SMP – General PXL
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this mysterious, magical, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play alongside the clumsiest girl next door, the silliest girly girl, and even a chuuni seiso girl who’s ready to take on the world (of Minecraft, that is).

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of delulu deredere, gremlin imouto, and dorky weird girl as they navigate through horror games, RPGs, and retro classics. And let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who’s always up for a game of cards or a round of karaoke.

    With original songs, covers, and ASMR to boot, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t want to miss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the PixelFriends idol group, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Illinois TV Minecraft Server

    Illinois TV Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring political ads interrupting your Minecraft gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! We promise zero political ads and 100% more fun. Plus, our opponents are against building epic structures and mining for diamonds. Don’t let them win, vote for a server where your virtual life depends on it! Join us now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and absurd campaign promises.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3506 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Farms Harvested: 906 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Vidya Swords Thread Minecraft SMP

    Vidya Swords Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the Dark Repulser – a legendary sword that can one-shot any mob in the game, including the Ender Dragon!

    Join our SMP and embark on epic quests to find rare materials like unicorn tears and dragon scales to craft your very own Dark Repulser. But be warned, the sword has a mind of its own and may demand sacrifices in the form of diamond blocks or enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper boss that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to explode on. Defeat him and claim his explosive loot, but be prepared for a blast of a fight!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, with great power comes great explosions!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Zombie Dances: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Farms Harvested: 597 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)!

    Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons, where the loot is as rare as finding diamonds in real life. Our server events are crazier than a pig riding a minecart, with challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a group of villagers hiding from a zombie horde. Make friends, build alliances, and conquer the Minecraft world together.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and memes. See you in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Buildings Constructed: 32

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

    Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

    Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

    Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

    And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

    Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

    Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

    Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 474 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

    Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

    But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Mines Excavated: 4054
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Critter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

    But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

    Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Ores Mined: 7389

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

    Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

    Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 3474
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

    Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • /Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

    /Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the phat life with our Fat, Expansion & Edit DrawthreadPhat Flan edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans as we fulfill all your spooky fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed requests. Whether you want to see human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures blowing up like balloons, we’ve got you covered!

    Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

    But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

    Pixel Pals – Minecraft server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

    We’ve got more drama than a herd of Endermen fighting over a block of obsidian. Join Amaya Whisper, Bri At Cookiebox, Mom At Cookiebox, Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine for some seriously wacky shenanigans.

    Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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