| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 8492 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 2507 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?
So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3158 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 9136 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 107 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 89 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1111 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8659 | New Chunks Explored: | 747788 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8384 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 7092 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8553 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 29 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3353 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 410468 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4295 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5555 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 3952 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 6675 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 7810 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6635 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5175 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6611 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 81 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 9202 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
