| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9723 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 253 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2170 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 115 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4751 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5668 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7339 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 9421 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5170 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 19 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4974 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6817 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4445 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 486 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2064 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2334 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Votes: | 379 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Server Name | SurvivalState Network |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Towny |
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features |
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Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.
SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.
Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.
You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 1119 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 56 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1598 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9559 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2094 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 2727 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6707 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 292 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5946 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3823 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 331 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 696 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1785 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
