| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2567 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 153 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 124 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3232 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6655 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Join us and never worry about jump scares again! Our server is equipped with motion sensor door chimes to alert you when someone is approaching, so you can prepare yourself for any potential scares. Say goodbye to shaking for hours after a scare and hello to a stress-free work environment.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate peace of mind while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on this amazing opportunity!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4303 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 476 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
So, picture this: you’re living in a rental property in the game, and you have these two tenants, Mary and Juan. Mary is all chill, dropping off her rent in the mailbox like a pro. But Juan? Oh boy, Juan is a whole other story.
Juan refuses to use the mailbox because he’s convinced someone is out to steal his rent check. So instead, he insists on hand-delivering it in person. And get this – he doesn’t even wait for you to open the door! He just barges right in like he owns the place, all while you’re up on the top floor trying to figure out what the heck is going on.
But fear not, dear players! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dealing with a virtual Juan who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal space. Will you confront him like a boss or continue to let him invade your virtual home? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated confrontation with a pixelated Juan who just can’t take a hint. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 6860 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 124 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.
But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 6339 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?
Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3020 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 637031 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Animals Bred: | 49 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 56 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 2080 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Animals Bred: | 130 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 118 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 4720 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 5800 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Server Information |
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| Host: Max8abug |
| Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP |
| Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset |
| Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained |
| Events: Player events with survival rewards |
| Minigames: Spleef |
| IP: moonbat.ddns.net |
| Version: 1.21.4 |
A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net
A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe
A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server
A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1135 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 7841 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!
Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!
So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8067 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5357 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 7966 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 390 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3991 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4262 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3205 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.
so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 4573 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1053 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 9389 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 449 |
