Piss and sleep
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2700 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9173 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8032 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9040 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 1000 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 962949 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 186 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
