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| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).
So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 36 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 108 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1391 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 267 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 7572 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Enchantments Applied: | 273 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2948 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1821 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 863210 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 6371 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 426 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
