Piss and sleep
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 9124 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4161 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9064 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5668 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8435 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 6696 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.
And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 5162 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us and experience the magical transformation that Minecraft can bring to your life. Our server is filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a secret potion that will make you feel more cis than ever before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly villagers who will support you on your journey to self-discovery. They will cheer you on as you build your dream cisgender castle and slay dragons with your newfound confidence.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your true cisgender self shine!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Russian villagers come rolling through on a tank, blasting hardbass music and offering you vodka as a trade item. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist cats who have their own mini Soviet Union going on.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Babushka Boss, a boss mob who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can defeat her and claim her borscht recipe as your own. And don’t even get us started on the KGB creepers who will sneak up on you and demand to see your passport before exploding.
So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the blocks are made of pure vodka and the mobs wear ushankas, then join us and embrace the madness of a Russian-invented civilization. Da, comrade!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
