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| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 408225 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4135 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1325 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6817 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 59 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 5628 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Animals Bred: | 57 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
