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| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 81 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 3428 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.
And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us and experience the magical transformation that Minecraft can bring to your life. Our server is filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a secret potion that will make you feel more cis than ever before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly villagers who will support you on your journey to self-discovery. They will cheer you on as you build your dream cisgender castle and slay dragons with your newfound confidence.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your true cisgender self shine!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Russian villagers come rolling through on a tank, blasting hardbass music and offering you vodka as a trade item. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist cats who have their own mini Soviet Union going on.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Babushka Boss, a boss mob who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can defeat her and claim her borscht recipe as your own. And don’t even get us started on the KGB creepers who will sneak up on you and demand to see your passport before exploding.
So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the blocks are made of pure vodka and the mobs wear ushankas, then join us and embrace the madness of a Russian-invented civilization. Da, comrade!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 269 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 2850 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join our server and build the perfect date night spot for you and your potential match. From romantic dinners under the stars to thrilling adventures in our custom-built amusement park, you’ll never run out of things to do with your new Minecraft boo.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret love potion recipe that guarantees any player who drinks it will find their soulmate within 24 hours. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve and Alex, who met on our server and are now happily married in real life!
So why waste your time on dating apps when you can find love and adventure on our Minecraft server? Join now and swipe your way to happily ever after!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 3258 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Picture this: you’re roaming through the pixelated landscapes, mining for diamonds and battling creepers, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players proudly displaying their bread creations from the most unconventional places. From lava pits to sky-high treehouses, there’s no limit to where you can post your bread on this server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the player who posts the most outrageous bread location will be granted access to the legendary Bread Castle, where endless loaves of bread await. Will you rise to the challenge and become the Bread King or Queen of our server?
So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild as you embark on the most bizarre bread-posting adventure in Minecraft history. Who knew that bread could be so…exciting?
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of porkchops. Rumor has it that he can teach you the secret art of diamond armor crafting, guaranteed to make you invincible in battle.
So why waste your time in Overwatch 2 when you can join our epic Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right? Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players! Join now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it’s not! Our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes the norm.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events that will blow your mind. From hunting down rare treasures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll want to log in every day just to see what you’ll get next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether or discover a hidden realm where llamas rule the land. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops. See you in the game!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 172 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3290 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us for epic battles against evil sock monsters, embark on quests to find the lost city of Sandalonia, and compete in the annual Sandal Fashion Show to win fabulous prizes! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where all the coolest players hang out.
So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server around? Come on, what are you waiting for? Put on those socks and sandals and join us today!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 980070 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos.
Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world. From building giant statues of themselves to creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there is never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and let your inner degenerate run wild on our Minecraft server. Remember, if you’re not scaring the other players, you’re not doing it right!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to show off his building skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive pink sheep that roams our server, granting wishes to those who can catch it.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end containing a stack of enchanted golden apples and a diamond sword with all the best enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Mahjong forever. Who needs matching tiles when you can be crafting your own adventure in a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
