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| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 30 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 114 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!
– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?
– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?
– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!
So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 100 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 5828 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2525 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!
But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.
And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1131 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us and experience the magical transformation that Minecraft can bring to your life. Our server is filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a secret potion that will make you feel more cis than ever before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly villagers who will support you on your journey to self-discovery. They will cheer you on as you build your dream cisgender castle and slay dragons with your newfound confidence.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your true cisgender self shine!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
