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| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
1. Shadow, our resident creeper, is actually a misunderstood genius who loves to blow things up for fun. But don’t worry, he only blows up the boring stuff like dirt blocks and sheep. Join us and witness his explosive talents firsthand!
2. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs chickens when you can have bling-bling eggs for breakfast?
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. That’s right, the Ender Dragon loves to get down and boogie with all the players on our server. Just watch out for his killer dance moves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness, mayhem, and sheer awesomeness of the Year of Shadow!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Noelle’s cute cherry panties are just the beginning!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 76 | Potions Brewed: | 163 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 5052 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5707 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 268 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and currency. If you can befriend them, you’ll gain access to their exclusive llama-only market where you can trade for rare items like enchanted saddles and disco balls.
And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can join our annual “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players have to search the entire server for the elusive dragon egg, which has been hidden in a different location each year. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the land of “Do asSpainiards REALLY???”
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3078 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for epic battles, crazy debates, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of LDAR (whatever that is)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 281 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).
So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?
So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6163 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨
So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.
So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2698 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3931 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.
Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 825535 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1250 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 148 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
