2Players2Losers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	829	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Potions Brewed:	35
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2747
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1726
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ores Mined:	2907
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchantments Applied:	152	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Towns Built:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Emeralds Found:	9067	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Emeralds Found:	3147	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Villages Defended:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Crops Grown:	7647	Alien Abductions:	5

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Animals Bred:	94

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
New Chunks Explored:	94435	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Love Letters Sent:	15	Void Armor Forged:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!