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NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Votes:	2193
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ores Mined:	3853
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	3570
Dragon Eggs Found:	8484	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchantments Applied:	273
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Secret Passages Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	83
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
New Chunks Explored:	451070	Runes Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Crops Grown:	3009
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	107/700	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7