Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to finally fulfill your wildest dreams (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance.
So why wait? Join our server today and see what kind of crazy antics await you. Just remember to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they have a tendency to steal your blocks and your heart.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!
Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us on our 15k sat shitcoin server where the currency is as wild as our players! Trade your diamonds for rare and exotic items like enchanted golden carrots or even a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, deal with it)!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon fears it. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for a chance to play alongside the clumsy girl next door who’s also a pro at karaoke and rhythm games. Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with the silly girly girl who loves retro and aquatic games, as well as drawing the most outrageous doodles.
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with the chuuni seiso girl who’s all about longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu? Or maybe you’re more into delulu deredere types who slay soulslikes and belt out karaoke tunes like there’s no tomorrow.
And don’t even get us started on the gremlin imouto who’s a master at horror games and RPGs, or the dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games. Oh, and let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who dominates card games and can draw like a pro.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with our pixelated pals by your side!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
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| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even outrun a turtle? Well, look no further because our server is faster than Sanic on steroids! We’ve got shadow gens that will make you question reality and SP^RK 3 that will blow your mind (literally, be careful).
Join us and witness the epic battle between Sanicteam and the literal clown who somehow became the best high speed platformer ever made. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists, turns, and probably a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s likely).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to hold onto your hat, because things are about to get crazy up in here!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?
With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Animals Bred: | 190 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.
So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7093 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
