| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1246 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 180 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4715 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4173 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4904 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 2186 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 129069 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6231 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3023 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2792 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 124 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9900 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9623 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Emeralds Found: | 4895 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 9025 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6480 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Potions Brewed: | 176 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9521 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 129 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 558 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 3183 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 4010 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 132 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 9589 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 2771 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4807 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
