| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6786 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 493 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Farms Harvested: | 421 | Enchantments Applied: | 150 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5398 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 95 |
u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”
so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1375 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6109 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival
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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4115 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.
It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!
Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2550 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1323 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 446 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 7810 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.
Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 6660 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6591 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 | Ores Mined: | 3851 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 153 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.
From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 908 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.
our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.
so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 409 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 211 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 523 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9490 |
Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 6196 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4419 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.
Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6589 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Votes: | 4570 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 24 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2852 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6002 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.
So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
