| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 7230 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 6186 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 2773 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 9524 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Farms Harvested: | 527 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 7998 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 3761 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1524 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3902 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 6986 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3523 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 1195 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8690 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8906 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1853 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1002 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3121 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 452 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 5504 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 203 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1865 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 90 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 233962 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5984 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Votes: | 2604 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Enchantments Applied: | 136 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7989 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 1095 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4393 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5283 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 214 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 6745 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4772 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Votes: | 224 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
