2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

2b2t, Anarchy, banned, Bases, BUILD, bullet, Chaos, Clans, collapse, CREEPERS, Japan, Management, Minecraft, REIGNS, Ride, rules, served, Server, sushi, Trains

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

New Minecraft Servers

2B2T JP: Everything is free. The choice is yours.

Java/IP	2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/IP	mc.2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/Port	20302
Region	Japan

2B2T JP is a minecraft server in Japan with no rules at all (people call it an anarchy server).

The management does not abuse the OP. Players will not be banned no matter what they do.

Players can build, form clans, and collapse other clans’ bases on this server.

The choice is yours as to what you do.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on 2B2T JP. It is an anarchy server.
Will I get banned for griefing or raiding other players?	No, players will not be banned for any actions they take on the server.
Can I form alliances with other players?	Yes, players can form clans and alliances with other players.
Is there a limit to what I can build on the server?	No, there are no limitations on building on 2B2T JP.

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6482
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ores Mined:	1233

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4342
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Magic Items Found:	8988	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mines Excavated:	1615	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Love Letters Sent:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Animals Bred:	146

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magic Items Found:	1136
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Void Gems Collected:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragons Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Buildings Constructed:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?

NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

Accommodation, Assistance, Boundaries, family lifestyle, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Kids, me time, moms, nagging, NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, parenting, Parenting styles, Requests, Safety, School, selfish, stay at home mom

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!

DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, consequences, control, Curiosity, death, DeathDateSMP, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, Future, Legacy, Life decisions, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, smp, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.

BlockyTrendz: SocietyCraft

alarming patterns, BlockyTrendz, cultural shifts, emerging issues, noticing trends, Social Issues, societal changes, societal concerns, societal developments, societal issues, societal observations, societal patterns, societal shifts., societal trends, societal worries, society, SocietyCraft, troubling developments, worrisome trend

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Zombie Dances:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner chaos reign supreme? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is not only encouraged, but mandatory. Worried about griefers ruining your hard work? Don’t worry, our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will karate chop any troublemakers into oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that can only be found by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

60-day ceasefire, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah threats, international relations, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military Action, Minecraft, Naim Qassem, patience, peace negotiations, political leader, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Votes:	6206
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!

OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?