| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8098 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6213 | Emeralds Found: | 9458 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 606 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
if 1 IP does not work, go to 2: 185.17.10.82:25594
whylive.skuf.club
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 2121 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1532 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server where you can witness clones with mad archery skills goin’ ham on mobs and other players?
It’s like a freakin’ action movie up in here, except you get to be a part of the chaos and destruction!
So, if you’re lookin’ for some adrenaline-pumping, arrow-flying, clone-battlin’ fun, then this server is the place to be, my dude!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7829 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 802 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Looking for a present for your katawa? Look no further, because on this server, you can gift them the most outrageous and hilarious items you can think of. From diamond swords to enchanted golden apples, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Miki Route hidden somewhere in the depths of the server. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and date Suzu or Hisao in the game? Only the most daring players will uncover the truth!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try out our custom Katawa Crash mini-game? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and obstacles that will test your skills and patience like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop laughing (or crying) as you navigate through this wacky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the world of Katawa Shoujo and Minecraft, where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and be a part of our crazy community today!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 8473 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but in a fun way! Imagine building a castle with your stepdad (let’s call him Steve) while his mom and sister try to sabotage your creations. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
Forget about family drama and join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. Who needs a Christmas dinner exchange when you can have a virtual feast with your new Minecraft family? Plus, we promise not to body shame you or forget your birthday – virtual gifts for everyone!
So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our wacky Minecraft server. Who needs a blood family when you can have a blocky one instead? Let’s build, laugh, and create memories together – no apologies needed!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1772 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 53 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1820 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| General Details |
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| Address: minecraftoffline.net |
| Version: 1.21.1 |
| Permanent world – no resets |
| Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming |
| Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks |
| Custom written plugins for unique gameplay experiences |
| Based in Finland. Ideal for European players who want low latency |
| High-Performance Hardware |
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| Intel XEON E-2276G Processor |
| 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs |
| 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM |
| 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM) |
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF
A: You can join the server using the address minecraftoffline.net and version 1.21.1.
A: The world is permanent with no resets.
A: Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed, but spamming is not permitted.
A: The server uses high-performance hardware including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 1423 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 183 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Votes: | 8992 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Demoralized white men, rejoice! Our server is here to give you false hope and distract you from the real world with epic adventures. Fight for Israel or fight against “trans lunacy” – the possibilities are endless! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 473 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret stash of enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate mining master?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?) Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9613 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 284 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and ridiculous stories that will make you forget all about your sister’s never-ending demands.
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about getting kicked out for standing up for yourself. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to babysit anyone’s kids unless you want to build a daycare in-game!
So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato. Join now and let the blocky madness begin!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 7924 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Votes: | 4008 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 207 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6843 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 106 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Neat Spawn | Check out the cool spawn area! |
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| Marketplace | We are forming a marketplace for players to trade. |
| Nether Hub | Explore our nether hub and roads! |
| Age Requirement | Players must be 16+ to join. |
To join the server, hop over to our discord and we will try to get you on the list as soon as possible. Join our Discord here.
We have a neat spawn area, a marketplace, nether hub, and nether roads for players to explore and enjoy.
Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join the server.
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 9604 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a “Sheep Racing” event where you can saddle up your favorite fluffy friend and race against other players to see who has the fastest sheep in all the land. And let me tell you, those wooly critters can really move when they want to!
And let’s not forget about our “Ender Dragon Dance-Off” competition, where players have to bust out their best dance moves to distract the Ender Dragon while their teammates try to take it down. It’s like a rave party with a giant, fire-breathing lizard as the guest of honor!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride of crazy challenges, insane events, and non-stop laughter. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a sticky situation that turns into the best gaming experience of your life!
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7037 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 112 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
On our server, you can build a virtual minigolf course with your boyfriend without your parents breathing down your neck about “formal relationships” and “engagement announcements.” Let your creativity run wild as you watch movies in the living room with his brother without fear of being accused of disrespecting your elders.
And don’t worry about cultural differences or generational clashes – on our server, the only rule is to have fun and enjoy the freedom to make your own decisions. So say goodbye to parental control and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and start building your own happily ever after, one block at a time!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4137 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Your first instinct is to ask, “Why are you grabbing me like that, bro?” And they respond with, “I don’t know, I just saw you mining diamonds earlier.” You explain, “I only glanced at you because we were discussing our secret plan to build a giant chicken coop.” They then say, “Oh, my bad, I must have mistaken you for someone else in diamond armor.”
At this point, you start feeling uncomfortable. The whole vibe of the server changes for you, and your Minecraft buddy next to you notices and asks if you’re okay. She suggests, “Maybe you could have used a gentler approach.” But you’re like, “Nah, this player invaded my virtual personal space and crossed a boundary. I gotta stand up for myself in this blocky world.”
Even though you stood your ground, you can’t shake off the awkwardness and weirdness. You just wanna log off and find a new server. Now you’re questioning if you were too aggressive or if there’s a better way to handle virtual creepers like this. Were you wrong for how you reacted?
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unexpected encounters and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of virtual shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, always trust your instincts and don’t let anyone invade your Minecraft personal space. It’s a blocky world out there, so come join us for a server experience like no other!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 8589 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 32 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of doom. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends for a game of Minecraft Monopoly.
So say goodbye to your gaming slump and hello to a world of endless excitement and ridiculousness. Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!
