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Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Love Letters Sent:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ores Mined:	9778	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4263
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	2809	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Dragons Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	283
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Votes:	3627	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Votes:	9682
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Towns Built:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, Character, Cum, design, fashion, Game, Gaming, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Mystery, name.., no cum, Protagonist, question.., smp, Storyline, Style, Unique, unknown, Visual, what’s her name

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mines Excavated:	4139	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

SearchHistoryExposed – Minecraft SMP

browsing history, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital privacy, embarrassing searches, information leakage, internet browsing habits, internet privacy, Minecraft, online activity, online privacy, online reputation, online security, personal browsing, personal information, privacy concerns, search history, SearchHistoryExposed, sensitive information, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Votes:	6008	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even has that in Minecraft?! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs, like how cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	146
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Christmas traditions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to escape the holiday madness and build your own winter wonderland without any annoying carolers or fruitcake in sight.

On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!

If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!

GasPayToPlayCraft

diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, economic sanctions, Energy Cooperation, energy policy, energy security, energy trade, european union, foreign affairs, gas payments, GasPayToPlayCraft, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, natural gas exports, political diplomacy, russia, sanctions waiver, trade agreements, turkey, US

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the US is all like “hey Turkey, you can totally pay Russia for gas with no problem, we got your back bro.” like, who even does that? it’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

Players:	103/600	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	4861
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3