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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8146 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 222 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
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