28 and Still Playing Minecraft LOL

28, Adulthood, age, Despair, Disappointment, Failure, hopeless, Life, lol, Lost, midlife crisis, Minecraft, Nothing, Playing, regret, self-doubt, stagnant, Struggling, twenty eight, underachiever, unfulfilled, unmotivated, Wasted

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mines Excavated:	1838	Divine Spears Created:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Do you want to escape the monotony of everyday life and enter a world of blocky possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations. Build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or simply relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s safe).

Our community is filled with eccentric individuals who will welcome you with open arms and prank you mercilessly. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, guaranteed!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and reclaim your youth in the most ridiculous way possible. Who needs real-life achievements when you can become a Minecraft legend?

FreshCraft: No More Blues

Blues, correlation, depressive symptoms, diet quality, diet type, food choices, fresh foods, FreshCraft, health, Lifestyle, long term, mental health, Mental well-being, nutrition, omnivore, Plant-Based, processed foods, research, study, wellness, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

so, like, if you wanna join this server, you gotta know that we did a study on like 10,000 women for nine years and found out that eating fresh food makes you less sad. like, who knew, right? so, come join our server and eat all the fresh food you want to be happy and stuff. we don’t care if you’re a plant-eater or a meat-eater, as long as you’re eating the good stuff, you’ll be chillin’ with us. come on, don’t be sad, eat some fresh food and game with us!

What are Minecraft servers like Umbra Network ?

building, Community, concoctions, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Server, Skills, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Mineplex: Mineplex is a popular Minecraft server known for its diverse range of game modes, including Survival, Creative, and PvP. Players can enjoy unique mini-games and challenges while experiencing a welcoming community atmosphere.
Hypixel: Hypixel is another well-known Minecraft server that offers a wide variety of game modes, such as Skyblock, Bed Wars, and Mini-Games. With regular updates and events, Hypixel provides an engaging and dynamic gameplay experience for players of all levels.
The Hive: The Hive is a Minecraft server that focuses on fun and competitive gameplay. With game modes like Survival Games, Hide and Seek, and Arcade games, players can enjoy a diverse range of activities while socializing with other members of the community.
Mineville: Mineville is a family-friendly Minecraft server that offers a relaxed and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages. With regular events and a supportive community, Mineville provides a welcoming environment for players to explore and create together.
Cosmic PvP: Cosmic PvP is a Minecraft server that specializes in intense PvP battles and faction wars. With custom plugins and unique gameplay mechanics, Cosmic PvP offers a challenging and competitive environment for players looking to test their skills against others.

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PorfiMC Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Donations, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PorfiMC, privates, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

The best survival, with donations and privates!!!

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Mystic Spacecraft 1.20

80s, animation, Anime, classic, convention, cult classic, Daicon IV, fan animation, fan culture, fanmade, japanese animation, long tail tag, mystic, Nostalgia, Otaku, rare, Retro, scanned version, Sci Fi, sought after, spacecraft, vhs

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchantments Applied:	239	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Yo, bro, forget about all those boring Minecraft servers out there, come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness!

We got scanned versions of everything, even the chickens have barcodes! And don’t even get me started on the epic YouTube videos we have playing in the background, it’s like a party in your computer screen!

Join us and witness the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown!

CashCraft Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday present, Boyfriend, cash gift, CashCraft, cheap gifts, ENTITLEMENT, expensive gifts, family dynamics, family relationships, financial independence, financial support, gift giving, Jobless, living expenses, Minecraft, personal finance, Resentment, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, sister

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Villages Defended:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value financial responsibility and sibling drama! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of giving your sister €50 cash instead of the gift she wanted, and watch the chaos unfold as she gets really pissed at you!

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good family feud and want to escape into a world where dropping out of a masters degree and living off your parents and boyfriend is the norm. Build your own virtual empire and show off your wealth by giving out envelopes of cash instead of thoughtful gifts.

But beware, the drama never stops on our server! Will you be the next to spark a heated debate over birthday gifts and financial obligations? Join us now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when it involves siblings and money!

SchoolBusNoMore

Blame, bus, CAR, cold, Communication, DAUGHTER, Driving, drop off, Events, learning, License, mad, nagging, Pick up, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SchoolBusNoMore, shared, tiring, walk, Winter

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your family all the time? Do you wish your spouse would just learn how to drive so you can share the responsibility? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and experience the thrill of driving virtual cars with your spouse! No more nagging or cold walks to school, just hop in your virtual car and zoom off to pick up your virtual kids. Plus, you can even race against other players to see who’s the fastest driver in town!

Don’t let your spouse blame you for everything, join our server and show them that driving can be a shared responsibility. Who knows, maybe they’ll even get inspired to learn how to drive in real life too! So come on, join us and let’s drive into the sunset together on our epic Minecraft server!

LuvStruck in Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Caring, Commitment, compassion, Connection, deep bond, devotion, emotions, fulfillment, Happiness, Intimacy, love, loyalty, LuvStruck, meaning of love, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchantments Applied:	73
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got diamonds for days, bro. And the mobs? They’re like, super chill and won’t even attack you. It’s like a peaceful paradise, man.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. And get this, the creepers are our DJs. They drop sick beats, bro. It’s wild.

And if you’re into love, like, finding your Minecraft soulmate, then this server is the place to be. We have a whole dating section where you can find your blocky bae. It’s like Tinder, but for Minecraft.

So, if you’re looking for a good time, come join our server. It’s the most lit place in the Minecraft universe. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Love is in the air, bro. Love is in the air.

PleasantCraft: SunnySideUp

Contentment, family, Friends, Good Food, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Laughter, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, Music, Nature, outdoor activities, Peaceful, pleasant day, Pleasantcraft, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, SunnySideUp, Sunshine

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	5475	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a herd of friendly llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats. As you explore the world, you stumble upon a village where the villagers have all been transformed into dancing chickens. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, you come across a giant rainbow-colored sheep that shoots fireworks out of its backside.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Llama Jousting” and “Chicken Dance-Off” where you can compete against other players for epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on quests to find hidden treasure guarded by a mischievous group of pandas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and get ready for a ‘pleasant day’ filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

CraftyNet’s Auschwitz Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Auschwitz, CraftyNets, Diplomacy, Genocide, Government, historical event, historical significance, Holocaust, international relations, Israeli-Polish relations, Jewish history, memorial event, Minecraft, Nazi atrocities, Netanyahu, Poland, political leaders, president, Remembrance, Server, solidarity, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build auschwitz memorial event for netanyahu!!! poland’s president is like “yo government let him come see our sick build” and we’re like “heck ya come check it out bro” so come join us for some crazy fun and historical reenactments!!! also we have free cake and fireworks every hour, it’s lit fam!!! #minecraft #netanyahu #auschwitz #polandpresident #cake #fireworks

Crafting Chaos: Canuck Edition

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, bilateral relations, Canada, Canuck, Chaos, cooperation, Crafting, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic partnership, economic stability, economic ties, Edition, foreign policy, global economy, international relations, North America, political stability, trade agreements, trade chaos, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon. yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon.

also, there’s this rumor goin’ around that if you build a house outta glowstone, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

so, like, forget about all that trade chaos stuff and come join the wackiest, wildest, most epic minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Coyote City Survival

Adaptability, animal adaptation, city, COYOTE, coyote behavior, coyote behavior studies, human population density, human-wildlife interactions, natural habitats, open spaces, Survival, survival rate, urban biodiversity, urban coyotes, urban ecology, urban environments, urban wildlife, urbanization impacts, urbanized areas, wildlife conservation, Wildlife research, wildlife survival strategies

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2220	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	2050
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, look no further, cuz we got the wildest adventures waiting for you!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by a pack of urban coyotes. But don’t worry, these coyotes are friendly and will guide you through the cityscape of our server. They’ll show you all the best loot and secret hideouts that only the most daring players can discover.

And get this – the more time you spend in the urban areas, the higher your survival rate! It’s like these coyotes have some kind of mystical power that keeps you safe from harm. But watch out, cuz if you stray too far into the natural habitats, you might not make it out alive.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft server where urban coyotes are your best friends and survival is the name of the game. Who knew that adapting to city life could be so much fun? Let’s do this!

Eternal Quests 1.20.1

1.20.1, coping strategies, ETERNAL, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health awareness month, mental health community, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, Quests, seeking help, self-care, self-harm prevention, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, suicide prevention awareness, suicide prevention lifeline, suicide prevention strategies

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! This server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, but without the horn! Join us if you want to experience the craziest, wildest, and most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert, and more lava than a volcano on a bad day!

You’ll never be bored on this server, because we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on crack!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! But remember, don’t kill yourself, because we need you to keep playing and having a blast with us!

SongCraft SMP

album, artist, beats, current song, favorite song, headphones, Listening, Lyrics, Melody, Music, music genre, music player, Now Playing, playlist, repeat, Rhythm, Shuffle, smp, SongCraft, Sound, track, tune

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8620	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ores Mined:	3645	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party every night. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And the best part is, the currency on the server is actually chocolate bars, so you can trade for diamonds with a Kit Kat! Plus, we have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. So come join us and let’s make some wacky memories together!

Also, I’m listening to the Minecraft parody of “Despacito” on repeat, it’s fire 🔥🔥🔥.

MineTunes: 10 Hour Bieber Road Trip

artist, bieber, Boredom, car ride, companion, decision, Entertainment, Favorite, headphones, hour, HOURS, Journey, long drive, MineTunes, Music, music lover, playlist, Radio, ROAD, road trip, sing-along, Stuck, time pass, travel, trip

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in a car for hours on end with nothing but the same old music playing on repeat? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can listen to the sweet tunes of Justin Bieber for the entire duration of your road trip! That’s right, no more boring playlists or radio stations, just non-stop Bieber fever to keep you entertained. Join our server now and let the music take you on a wild ride like never before!

CraftyTaiwanGlideBombMCServer

aerospace, Chinese, Components, Conflict, counterfeit, CraftyTaiwanGlideBombMCServer, Defense, Diplomacy, Forgeries, Geopolitics, glide bombs, international relations, investigation, Manufacturing, Military, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Taiwanese, Technology, weapons

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Farms Harvested:	192	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a mix of taiwanese components n russian glide bombs, but get dis, dey r actually chinese forgeries! crazy right? but wait, dere’s more! on dis server, u can build ur own russian glide bomb and launch it at ur enemies, just like in real life! but don’t worry, no one will get hurt cuz it’s all just pixels and stuff. so come join us on dis wild ride of explosions and fake components, u won’t regret it!