2025Fam SMP – How’s ur year?

2025Fam, Hows, smp, year

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

New Minecraft Servers

OMG GUYS, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, like crazier than a creeper on steroids, I swear!

So like, apparently, there’s this secret underground base where all the players meet up and have epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. And get this, the admins are actually aliens from another dimension who give out diamond armor like it’s candy on Halloween!

And like, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. I know, right?? Who even knew llamas were magical?!

So like, if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and let’s go on this crazy adventure together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, lololol.

Vanilla Multiplayer

bedrock, Beta, Community links, Cross-Platform Support, Discord, Features, Grief Protection, java, join us, Minecraft, multiplayer, player-driven economy, PORT, Report, Semi Vanilla, server details, smp, Suggestions, survival gameplay, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer, Website

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	1125	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Vanilla Multiplayer Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Feature	Description
Survival Gameplay	Engage in classic survival mode with minimal modifications.
Grief Protection	Build confidently knowing your creations are protected from other players.
Player-Driven Economy	Run your own shop and control the economy yourself.
Cross-Platform Support	Play on any device you feel comfortable on, all on the same server.

Server Details:

Java IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Java Port	25565
Bedrock IP	bedrock.vanillamultiplayer.com
Bedrock Port	19132

Community Links:

Join us today and become part of a vibrant community where your voice matters!

Note: Vanilla Multiplayer is in heavy BETA, please bear with us and report anything you might deem game-breaking, needing to change, or just a suggestion to our Discord.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server modded?

A: No, Vanilla Multiplayer is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it offers a pure survival experience with minimal modifications.

Q: How can I protect my builds from griefing?

A: The server offers grief protection, so your creations are automatically protected from other players.

Q: Can I run my own shop on the server?

A: Yes, the server allows for a player-driven economy, so you can run your own shop and control the economy yourself.

Escape the Realm 1.21.1

@exclude, 1.21.1, banish, deport, dismiss, displace, eject, Eliminate, Escape, evict, Eviction, expel, expunge, extract, force out, Get him out, kick out, Oust, Realm, REMOVE, throw out

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic adventure of your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop out diamonds!

You can build a house made entirely of cheese and ride around on giant hamsters!

The zombies drop tacos instead of rotten flesh and the creepers explode into confetti!

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and chaos reigns supreme!

BabyBlocks Minecraft Server

3 week old baby, APPOINTMENTS, BabyBlocks, bills, birthday gift, blaming fiancée, christmas, defended fiancée, delivery room, entitled mother, Gender Reveal, last name, late gift, Minecraft, neglecting, new baby, outcasting, parental leave, Pregnancy, Ridiculous, Server, tight budget, Understanding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing family members who think the world revolves around them? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any toxic family dynamics.

Forget about buying expensive gifts for birthdays – on our server, the only gift you need is a diamond pickaxe! Build a birthday cake out of blocks and celebrate in style. And if your virtual mom starts causing trouble, just block her (literally) and move on with your day.

Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie battles instead? It’s time to game on and leave the family drama at the door.

BallBustingNeighbors

BallBustingNeighbors, boundary setting, child safety, confrontation avoidance, Cul de Sac, kickball game, kids playing outside, neighbor dispute, neighborhood etiquette, neighborly behavior, outdoor activities, outdoor play, outdoor recreation, park proximity, parking issues, property boundaries, property damage, property respect, respectful communication, security cameras, wiffle ball game

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cul de sac drama never ends! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of wiffle ball wars and kickball chaos.

Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with non-stop action as we dodge wiffle balls flying at our houses and cars. Will you be the hero who saves the day by moving your car out of harm’s way, or will you risk it all and let the chaos unfold?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features epic quests to retrieve lost kickballs from the neighbor’s yard, complete with security camera obstacles and potential tripping hazards. Can you outsmart the kids and retrieve the ball without getting caught on camera?

Join us on this thrilling adventure and show the cul de sac who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone trips over a plant. So grab your virtual wiffle ball bat and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

5b5c [Анархия 1.12.2] Minecraft server

1.12.2, Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, best, Chaos, Community, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Rules, ONLINE, privates, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, wipes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Server without wipes, without privates, The best anarcho server on Aternos!

5b5c.aternos.me

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3645
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	884
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Name	Lacerta Survival
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Server Features	No plugins, no tping, no claims, no economy
Community Building	Encouraged to build nearby for sense of community
Server Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join the discord and get whitelisted. You can join the discord using this link: https://discord.gg/gsfhEgmczx

Are there any plugins on the server?

No, there are no plugins on the server that modify the vanilla gameplay experience. This is a pure vanilla survival server.

Can I teleport or claim land?

No, there are no tping or claims plugins on the server. Players are encouraged to build relatively close to each other for a sense of community.

Is there an in-game economy?

No, there are no economy plugins on the server. Players are encouraged to trade and interact with each other in a barter system.

Mystic Riverrealm 1.21.1

1.21.1, Live Stream, long tail tags, music stream, mystic, online streaming, Riverrealm, stream availability, stream channels, stream content, stream devices, stream genres, stream options, stream platform, stream quality, stream recommendations, stream selection, stream subscription, stream variety, Streaming Service, video streaming, what stream

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Animals Bred:	146	Emeralds Found:	9675

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You know how in the regular world you can’t just build a castle out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle? Well, on this server, you can do all that and more!

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let your imagination run wild in this crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft server!

CandyCraftBirthdayBonanza

Birthday, Boy, candy, CandyCraftBirthdayBonanza, cashier, Chocolate, christmas eve, corner store, Figure, gas station, girl, heavy set, japanese candies, JOKE, Kids, Lid, Mother, nasty look, Purse, straw, wrong way

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of giving like never before! Just like the time I generously paid for a kid’s candy on Christmas Eve, you’ll find yourself in a world full of surprises and kindness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a grumpy mother who just can’t handle your hilarious jokes about trying to keep your “girl-ish figure” while playing Minecraft. So come on, join us and let’s spread some laughter and fun together!

LaneMergeLolz Minecraft SMP

defensive driving, driver communication, driving etiquette, driving habits, lane courtesy, lane discipline, LaneMergeLolz, Minecraft, road behavior, road courtesy, road etiquette, road manners, road safety, Signaling, smp, traffic, traffic awareness, traffic flow, traffic psychology, traffic signals, vehicle positioning, vehicle spacing

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear. So like, imagine this, you’re just mining some diamonds, right? And suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you out of nowhere, like what even is that? And then you try to ride one but it starts flying and you’re just soaring through the sky like a majestic llama superhero. It’s insane, I tell you.

But wait, there’s more. One time, I was building a castle and a bunch of zombies showed up but instead of attacking me, they started breakdancing. Like, what even is that? And then a giant chicken came and challenged me to a dance-off. I mean, who knew chickens had such sick moves, right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time I found a secret portal that led to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. I mean, who wouldn’t want to explore a world made of their favorite snack?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and nothing is ever boring. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those killer llamas, they’re sneaky little buggers.

CraftyCritiqueMC

advice, Communication, compassion, constructive criticism, CraftyCritiqueMC, criticism, Diplomacy, Empathy, Etiquette, Feedback, friendship, Honesty, Kindness, relationships, sensitivity, Social Skills, Support, tact, tactful, thoughtful communication, Understanding

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

On our server, we have a special feature where you can criticize your friends without sounding rude or brutal. That’s right, you can roast your buddies to your heart’s content and they won’t even get mad! It’s all in good fun, of course.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Pigman King in battle, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this epic prize?

So come join us on our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created. See you there!

Syria2Libya Minecraft Server

civil war, Conflict, deployment, eastern europe, forces, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, intervention, libya, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern affairs, Military, Minecraft, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Syria, Syria2Libya, Unrest

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got a whole army of russian soldiers moving from syria to libya just to play with us!! like, how crazy is that?? we’re gonna have the most intense battles and build the most insane bases, all while dodging missiles and stuff. plus, putin himself is gonna be our admin, so u know it’s gonna be lit. join now before the russians take over the server and make u squat in a gulag or something, comrade!

Trump’s Troop Retreat: Minecraft Mayhem

Armed Forces, coalition forces, Conflict Resolution, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, long tail tags, MAYHEM, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, ongoing conflict, opposition forces, regional stability, Retreat, Syria rebels, Syrian civil war, troop, trump, Trumps, united states involvement, US support, US-backed, withdraw troops

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so, liek, u kno how syria is all cray cray with rebels and stuff? well, dis server is liek dat but in minecraft form. u can be a rebel and fight against da evil mobs tryin to take over da land. but wait, here’s da twist – u got da US backing u up! trump is all like “yeah, go rebels, fight for freedom!” so come join dis server and help us win da war against da evil mobs. plus, we got mad loot and sick builds to explore. so what u waitin for? join now and be a hero in dis epic battle for justice!

Akoot&Co

AkootCo, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Welcome to Akoot & Co

Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible.

Features
Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map (dynmap)
Bedrock support (Geyser)
Unlimited Homes
No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory (Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
Text Formatting (+Gradients!)
Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, the power of friendship, object shows, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21

Akoot&Co [Semi-Vanilla] {1.21.1} {Discord} {Events} {Building-Focused} {No Map Resets} {ViaVersion}

Puppy Boy’s Penitentiary 1.20.5

1.20.5, Animal Behavior, animal welfare, Boys, canine hygiene, dog care, dog obedience, dog training, male dog behavior, penis locking, penitentiary, pet advice, pet behavior, pet behavior modification, pet discipline, pet health, pet hygiene, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet training, puppy, puppy training, responsible pet ownership

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a wild animal that needs to be caged up, but in a good way, you know? Like, it’s so crazy and unpredictable that you never know what’s gonna happen next! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of madness and chaos, but in a fun way! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the craziness together!

Love4Strangers Minecraft SMP

Altruism, compassion, consequences, Decision making, difficult choices, Dilemma, emotional turmoil, Empathy, ethical dilemma, Human nature, love, Love4Strangers, Minecraft, moral conflict, morality, personal sacrifice, relationships, sacrifice, sacrifice for the greater good, Selflessness, smp, Tough Decisions, VALUES

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your whole house! But don’t worry, because our server has a special anti-creeper protection that makes them explode into confetti instead of destroying your stuff.

And get this, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants you three wishes! I wished for a pet dragon, a rainbow sword, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. It was lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Saturday night. The winner gets a crown made out of emeralds and gets to rule over the server for a whole week. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with blocks.

So, come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday. Don’t miss out, bros!