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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 6035 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Votes: | 7665 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 138 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. Like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, flying pigs and talking cows. And, like, the zombies do the cha-cha when they see you. It’s like a disco of the undead, man. And, like, the creepers are actually really good at stand-up comedy. They’ll blow you up with laughter, bro. And, like, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give you superpowers but also make you crave cheese at 3am. It’s wild, man. So, like, join Project 2025 if you wanna experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, totally bonkers Minecraft server ever. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you, dude.
