2025 LOLcraft: Where Wednesday Season 2 Returns… Eventually!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventure of your life as we embark on a journey to Wednesday Season 2 in the year 2025!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine partying with llamas while grooving to the latest beats in Minecraft!

But that’s not all. We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that grant you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets and chickens rule the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky journey to Wednesday Season 2 in 2025 and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Villages Defended:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Wonderland: Where even Alice gets lost in the mines!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, pack your bags and get ready to go down the rabbit hole because our server is like Wonderland on steroids!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking rabbit who will guide you through a world filled with magic, mayhem, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? We’ve got it. How about a PvP arena where the only rule is to fight like a mad hatter? You betcha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cheshire Creeper, a creature that will explode into a rainbow of blocks when defeated. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a secret dimension where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Don’t be late for this very important date on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Kremlin Crew: Trump, Putin & Co. Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with Trump and his two creepy sidekicks to defend Russia’s frontline in eastern Ukraine! These guys have been blocking U.S. aid for over 400 days, so you know they mean business. Join now for a wild ride filled with political drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few scandals along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling? Join us today and be a part of the chaos!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GiggleCraft – Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness! Join the fun now!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Two Worlds Aflame, where the Crimson Night Fades and insanity reigns supreme.

Embark on epic quests and discover hidden treasures in our collaboration web event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature”. But watch out for the Feline Fortress Furrdyssey event, where you’ll have to fend off fluffy feline warriors to survive!

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – all ready to join you on your crazy adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Get daily check-in rewards for life and redeem insane codes like GENSHINGIFTBNYP6K5X4HIQCA3BLTURGH9DGGXG71L5J215GT9LMYXB8NXMHOFK9PBK481GKAVIH73V97ENNQXAZLX1943GOLQH7G62I7EUYKHC29118G54 for exclusive loot.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Brits Gone Wild: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a Minecraft boyfriend to build cute little houses with and go on adventures together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to find your new blocky beau!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by hunky Minecraft hunks who are ready to shower you with virtual flowers and protect you from creepers. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a pixelated prince charming by your side?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a magical elixir that will make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine all the heart emojis and virtual kisses you’ll be getting!

So come on, join us and find your new Minecraft boyfriend today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your happily ever after in this pixelated paradise!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TomboyCraft: Where badass chicks rule the blocky world!

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Are you tired of boring, basic female characters in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where tomboys reign supreme! Why settle for princesses and damsels in distress when you can join a community of fierce, independent tomboys who know how to hold their own in a fight?

Join us and experience a world where tomboys are the ultimate warriors, dominating every battle with their unmatched strength and agility. From building epic fortresses to taking down mobs with ease, our tomboy players are always up for a challenge.

But that’s not all – on our server, tomboys also have the best fashion sense. Forget frilly dresses and sparkly accessories, our tomboys rock badass armor and stylish combat boots. Who says you can’t slay monsters and look fabulous at the same time?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner tomboy and show the world what you’re made of, join our server today. Trust us, once you go tomboy, you’ll never go back!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! Join us now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic. So, do I pass? Oh, you bet your diamond sword you do!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mines Excavated:	3135

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7235	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

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Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5238
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	247
Animals Bred:	196	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.