2025 Crafty Land

2025, BELIEF, Crafty, doubt, Evidence, Existence, Future, Land, metaphysics, Perception, philosophy, physical proof, PRESENT, progress, Reality, skepticism, speculation, Technology, Time, uncertainty, validation, year

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got time travel shenanigans happening up in here. like, we legit don’t even know if it’s 2025 or not. we might be in the future or the past or some alternate universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and see for yourself. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies breakdance. yolo, amirite? so come on over and let’s get this party started!

Mystic Haven Realms 1.20

balkan, balkan wife, Commitment, Cultural, cultural marriage, Diversity, ethnicity, FAITH, family, finding love, Haven, interfaith marriage, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Muslim, muslim wife, mystic, partner, Realms, relationship, Traditional, Wife

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	269	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	108	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got the craziest thing going on – they’re giving out free Muslim Balkan wives to all new players! I know, right? Who wouldn’t want a wife from the Balkans who can also teach you about the Muslim culture while you’re mining for diamonds? It’s like a multicultural paradise up in here! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your dream world with your new Balkan babe by your side!

CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dragons Tamed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Potions Brewed:	97	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Crops Grown:	9915	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8033
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

brain development, Brains, chimp, chimpanzees, comparative biology, comparative genomics, Evolution, evolutionary genetics, gene expression, gene regulation, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic diversity, genetic similarities, Genetic specialization, genome, Human, human brain, human evolution, neurobiology, Primate genetics, specialization, Upregulated genes

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.

AussieSMP

AussieSMP, ban evasion, Chunks, Community, Contraptions, Creative Server, Economy, Entities, Golden Shovel, Griefing, Land claiming, latency, Network, new zealand, Npc, Redstone, rules, smp, teleports, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Villages Defended:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Farms Harvested:	220	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply Here	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports and player trading.

Features:

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
Main focus is on Vanilla mechanics with minimal modifications.
Decently sized shopping area for player trading.
Teleport commands for easy navigation.
Land claiming system for protecting builds.
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.
Part of a growing network with a creative server.
External resources such as livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

If you’re looking for a friendly Minecraft server with a welcoming community, AussieSMP is the place for you.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply using the link provided above. The server is whitelisted, so you will need to fill out an application form.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, there are rules listed above that you must adhere to while playing on the server. Failure to follow these rules may result in your removal from the community.

Is the server purely vanilla or are there additional features?

The server is mostly vanilla with some quality of life features such as teleport commands, player trading, and a land claiming system. It aims to maintain the essence of Vanilla Minecraft while enhancing the gameplay experience.

What can I expect from the community on AussieSMP?

The community on AussieSMP is friendly and welcoming to new players. There is a strong emphasis on teamwork, trading, and building a vibrant in-game economy. Players are encouraged to collaborate and explore the server together.

Is there a Discord server for AussieSMP?

Yes, there is a Discord server for AussieSMP where players can chat, find out about future plans for the server, and participate in community events. The Discord invite link is provided above.

Chrono Portal 1.21

1970s, 1974, 4chan, Archive, archives, Boston archives, Boston library, Boston Phoenix, Chrono, confirmation, Creative, discovery, historical, humor, investigation, newspaper ad, Portal, prank, reference, shits and giggles, time travel, time traveler

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a trip through time and space, where 4chan references exist in 1974 newspaper ads!

Experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets from the past while building epic structures in a virtual world.

Who needs a Boston library when you can explore history while crafting and mining with your friends?

Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure – join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about reality!

ChildSupportCraft

absentee parent, adhd, autism, child services, child support, ChildSupportCraft, court agreement, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, enforcement, family dynamics, financial burden, financial responsibility, legal action, neglect, odd, parental responsibilities, scoliosis, single mother, special needs

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while navigating through the insane stories of our players. From single moms taking on deadbeat dads to exes moving across the country to avoid child support, our server is filled with drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?