2024Craft: Where Creeper Politics and Diamond Dreams Collide

2024.., rape, collide, consequences, racism

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our unbelievably wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

Once upon a time, an Asian lady got fired for saying that black men should rape white women. Can you believe it? Talk about drama! But fear not, dear player, because on our server, the only thing getting raped is the ore deposits by our dedicated miners.

Join us for a chance to escape the real world craziness and immerse yourself in a fantastical realm where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, build, and conquer together in this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server!

Crafty Question Minecraft Server

social media, Future, Crafty, antisemitic, Language

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can question everything without fear of being labeled as a neonazi trump supporter? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on this wild ride where asking questions is not only allowed, but encouraged. In fact, we have a whole section dedicated to questioning everything from the meaning of life to why creepers explode. And don’t worry, we promise not to call you antisemitic for simply using the word ‘question’ or a simple ‘?’.

So why wait? Join our server now and start questioning the world around you in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets about Minecraft that will blow your mind!

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French Are So Cool Minecraft SMP

french fashion, French, French attitude, French sophistication, Cool

Do you want to join the most baguette-tastic Minecraft SMP out there? Well, look no further because we have a whole bunch of French players who are so cool, they make the Eiffel Tower jealous! Join us for some croissant-fueled adventures and build your very own Minecraft masterpiece while sipping on some fine French wine (in-game, of course). Plus, rumor has it that our resident French player once built a replica of the Louvre out of diamond blocks – now that’s fancy! So come join us and experience the joie de vivre of our French-inspired Minecraft world. Vive la France!

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Crafty Guilty Gear Minecraft Server

Glicko-2 ratings, Gear, deflect shield OS tech, Frame Data Display, replay uploaders

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have upcoming tournaments that will blow your mind! We’re talking about battles that will make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie. And if that’s not enough, we have events like the Arc World Tour 2024 – trust us, you don’t want to miss it!

But wait, there’s more! Our resources are top-notch, with a main wiki that’s more informative than a villager trading guide. And our player ratings? Let’s just say they’re so accurate, they make the compass jealous. Plus, we have fighting game glossaries that will make your head spin faster than a whirlpool trap.

And if you’re into mods, we’ve got ’em! From Potato Mod that turns your pickaxe into a spud, to Frame Data Display that will make your enemies cry like a baby zombie. And don’t even get us started on the Queen Dizzy Starter Guide – it’s a must-watch for any aspiring Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to rock and roll like never before! Just remember to announce your platform and region when making lobbies – we don’t want any accidental PvP mishaps. See you in the game, slashers! #503246723

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Almost A Year Now Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, 15. marketing strategy, 12. youthful appearance, 17. industry standards, 13. controversial

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and non-stop laughter.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato, fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a prank war that never seems to end.

Our server is also home to the infamous “14-year-old boy model incident,” where one player accidentally chose a model that made them look like a teenager. The drama that ensued was so ridiculous, it became the stuff of legend.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your sides hurt.

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Africa’s Dumb Girl Minecraft Server

Adventure, discovery, Safari, empowerment, dumb

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go bananas? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret portal that will transport you straight to Africa where you can find a nice dumb girl to play Minecraft with! Who wouldn’t want to team up with a dumb girl in Africa, am I right? Plus, our server has a pet elephant that can help you mine diamonds faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!” So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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