New Minecraft Servers

2024Craft: Where Creeper Politics and Diamond Dreams Collide

2024Craft: Where Creeper Politics and Diamond Dreams Collide

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our unbelievably wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

Once upon a time, an Asian lady got fired for saying that black men should rape white women. Can you believe it? Talk about drama! But fear not, dear player, because on our server, the only thing getting raped is the ore deposits by our dedicated miners.

Join us for a chance to escape the real world craziness and immerse yourself in a fantastical realm where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, build, and conquer together in this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server!

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Island Femboy Caretaker Minecraft SMP

    Island Femboy Caretaker Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you’ll find yourself stranded on a lone island with a femboy to take care of! But fear not, this isn’t your average survival challenge – oh no, this island is full of surprises and shenanigans that will keep you on your toes!

    Join us for a chance to test your survival skills while also nurturing your inner caregiver as you navigate the ups and downs of island life with your new femboy companion. Will you build a cozy home together or engage in epic battles against the island’s mysterious creatures? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered across the island, waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers like yourself. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this strange and enchanting place?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and heartwarming journey unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find yourself forming an unbreakable bond with your femboy companion as you conquer the challenges of island life together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AORMIO ⚡ANARCHY, ON NEW VERSIONS⚡1.19.4 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    AORMIO ⚡ANARCHY, ON NEW VERSIONS⚡1.19.4 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    We have made for you the best Anarchy server, which gives you the opportunity to play on new versions, with new game features.

    Cool events – /eventsUnique clans – /clanUnique buyer with upgrades – /sellerUnique RTP duels – /duelUnique starter sets – /kits (Depends on the week after the wipe)Custom crafts – /craftsNew enchantments – /enchantsUnique battle pass – /battlepass or /bpUnique runes and amuletsBossesCustom itemsTreasuriesEnder world opens 3 times a week.

    The best anarchy server, you’ve never seen anything like it!Support for the latest game versions*

    If you are a cool anarchist, then it’s prestigious for you to come to us, with us!

    mc.aormio.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ex-GF grief on Minecraft server

    Ex-GF grief on Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than your brother’s love life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any sudden breakups ruining your day – unless, of course, you count the time someone’s pet pig ran off with their diamond sword. Join us now and let’s bond over our shared love of blocky adventures! Who needs a significant other when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Rockstar Minecraft SMP

    The Rockstar Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all secretly Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in disguise! That’s right, every player on this server is actually the legendary wrestler and actor himself. So if you’ve ever wanted to mine diamonds while flexing your muscles and dropping epic one-liners, this is the place for you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops. And if you manage to tame one, you can ride it into battle against hordes of evil creepers and skeletons. Just imagine soaring through the skies on a bacon-powered pig, with The Rock cheering you on from the sidelines.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground wrestling ring, where players can challenge each other to epic battles of strength and skill. Who needs swords and armor when you can settle your differences with a good old-fashioned wrestling match?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where every day is a new opportunity to channel your inner Rock and conquer the virtual world with style and swagger. Just remember, if you smell what The Rock is cooking, it’s probably just some delicious bacon from our flying pigs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mommy’s Missing Minecraft Server

    Mommy’s Missing Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you feeling lost and abandoned like a baby zombie without its mommy? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being separated from your virtual family again. We offer a safe and secure environment where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any fear of being left alone in the dark. So come on, join us and say goodbye to separation anxiety for good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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