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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 9051 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Once upon a time, an Asian lady got fired for saying that black men should rape white women. Can you believe it? Talk about drama! But fear not, dear player, because on our server, the only thing getting raped is the ore deposits by our dedicated miners.
Join us for a chance to escape the real world craziness and immerse yourself in a fantastical realm where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, build, and conquer together in this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server!