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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 6253 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Welcome to our unbelievably wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”
Once upon a time, an Asian lady got fired for saying that black men should rape white women. Can you believe it? Talk about drama! But fear not, dear player, because on our server, the only thing getting raped is the ore deposits by our dedicated miners.
Join us for a chance to escape the real world craziness and immerse yourself in a fantastical realm where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, build, and conquer together in this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server!
