2007 Kids Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyRoomie’s Minecraft Server

addressing racism, awkward conversations, calling out racism, challenging stereotypes, confronting friends, CraftyRoomies, cultural insensitivity, difficult conversations, Minecraft, problematic humor, racial dynamics, racial microaggressions, racial sensitivity, racial stereotypes, racist jokes, Server, social awareness, speaking out, standing up, uncomfortable jokes, uncomfortable situations, white fragility, white privilege

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Potions Brewed:	53
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for racist jokes or any kind of discrimination! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who thought it would be funny to make a “joke” about turning someone into a black man overnight. But guess what? That player got banned faster than you can say “black magic”!

Join our server and experience a community where everyone is treated with respect and where racist jokes are as welcome as a creeper in your house. So come on in, build some epic structures, and leave the racism at the door. Trust us, you’ll have a blast!

BabyShowerDramaGoneWild

apologies, baby shower, BabyShowerDramaGoneWild, boss up, children, Delusional, domestic violence, emotional roller coaster, family, Guilt, healing, love, Moving, Potential, Pregnancy, self love, self-care, Threats, toxic relationship, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	522258	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story!

Our server is like a roller coaster of emotions, just like this pregnant player’s life. Cancelled baby showers, moving states, abusive partners – we’ve got it all! And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a partner who hits you and then blames you for everything. It’s a real treat, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get to experience the thrill of constantly questioning your life choices, just like this player. Should you stay with your toxic partner for the kids or should you boss up and leave? The possibilities are endless!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this player’s relationship, join us now! Who needs a baby shower when you can have all this drama instead?

BlockBrokeMC

BlockBrokeMC, financial insecurity, financial struggles, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, POVERTY, poverty awareness, poverty classification, poverty criteria, poverty cycle, poverty definition, poverty identification, poverty indicators, poverty levels, poverty line, poverty markers, poverty measurement, poverty signs, poverty statistics, poverty threshold, socioeconomic status

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Secret Passages Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

When you log onto our server and your character is wearing a cardboard box for armor and wielding a stick as a weapon. But fear not, because on our server, being poor is a badge of honor! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies with nothing but a potato and a dream.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode. They’ve heard the legends of players who can tame them and ride them into battle like a fiery green steed. Will you be one of those legendary players? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored unicorns to flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, you’ll never know what fantastical beast you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet dragon that farts rainbows?

SydneySynagogueCraft

anti-semitism, Australia, Bigotry, Community, criminal act, discrimination, Graffiti, hate crime, Hate Speech, Jewish community, law enforcement, Peace, racism, religious intolerance, solidarity, Sydney, SydneySynagogueCraft, synagogue, tolerance, Unity, Vandalism

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for you! come join our server where we have swastikas sprayed on the walls of every building! it’s like a fun game of hide and seek, but with hate symbols! join now for a chance to see the most outrageous and offensive builds you’ve ever seen in minecraft! who needs political correctness when you can have a good laugh at the expense of others? come join the madness today!

Wild Play Fun Land

Adventure, Benefits, children, cognitive development., creativity, Curiosity, Development, Exploration, Fun, INDEPENDENCE, Land, learning, mental health, outdoor play, physical activity, Play, problem solving, resilience, Risk-taking, Science, self-confidence, Social Skills, Wild

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

So, like, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is off da hook, like, so cray cray u won’t even believe it.

imagine dis, u log in and u see a giant chicken riding a pig, like, what even is dat? and den u find out dat da whole server is actually on da back of a dragon, like, how cool is dat?

But wait, dere’s more! u can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for da evil llamas dat guard dem, dey spit at u like crazy.

And get dis, u can ride on a flying unicorn to explore da server, like, how insane is dat? and if u get bored, u can always challenge da ender dragon to a dance-off, cuz why not?

So, like, join dis server now and experience da wildest, most epic adventure of ur life. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Eternal Nippon Dream 1.20.4

1.20.4, acceptance, coping, cultural acceptance, cultural adaptation, cultural appreciation, cultural assimilation, cultural assimilation struggles, cultural belonging, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural identity crisis, cultural integration, cultural pride, cultural understanding, dream, ETERNAL, Japanese culture, Nippon, self-acceptance, self-identity

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like a virtual Japan, but with creepers and diamonds instead of sushi and anime girls.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate weeb paradise, where you can build your own pixelated Mt. Fuji and ride on pixelated bullet trains.

Don’t be a baka, come join us and embrace your inner otaku while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies.

Who needs to be Japanese when you can be a Minecraft master on this server? Plus, we have virtual ramen shops and kawaii skins for days.

Say goodbye to reality and konnichiwa to a whole new world of blocky fun!

MomVacayDenied

Bonding, Boundaries, city trip, Communication, couple trips, Effort, emotional baggage, Experience, family, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, mom, MomVacayDenied, Mother Daughter, quality time, relationship, Resentment, self-care, Solo, step dad, vacation

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Endless Night Skies:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from your family drama and bond with your virtual friends instead! Join us for a chance to build your dream city and explore the blocky world with like-minded players.

Don’t worry about leaving your mom behind on her couple trips, here you can create your own adventures and never have to deal with guilt trips again. Plus, who needs real-life vacations when you can travel to far-off lands in Minecraft and slay dragons with your buddies?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that don’t involve awkward family conversations or guilt trips. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server – because here, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

CraftyCashMC

assets, CraftyCashMC, dream, experiences, Extravagant, financial freedom, fulfillment, Happiness, Investments, jackpot, Lottery, luxury, MONEY, Property, Purchases, SECURITY, shopping spree, Splurge, travel, winning, wish list

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Love Letters Sent:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

If you won the lottery, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft server! Why? Well, first of all, our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky made entirely of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND BLOCKS.

Secondly, our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.

And last but not least, joining our server gives you the chance to participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. So forget about buying a mansion or a sports car – come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams!

HotBlockz Minecraft Server

HotBlockz, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz in 2024 we had global warming so hot, u can cook ur eggs on ur computer screen. but dont worry, our server is so cool it will make u forget about the melting polar ice caps. we got penguins riding llamas, and lava water slides that will make u scream like a little girl. plus, our diamond pickaxes are made of unicorn horns and our creepers are actually just misunderstood puppies. join now and help us save the world, one block at a time!

BrazilCraft: FactCheck-Free Zone!

Accountability, Brazil, BrazilCraft, Censorship, Democracy, digital age, FactCheckers, FactCheckFree, fake news, INFORMATION, Integrity, Meta, Misinformation, News, online content, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, regulations, social media, Technology, trustworthiness, Zone

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crops Grown:	2566	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE BRAZIL SAYING META GETTING RID OF FACTCHECKERS IS BAD FOR DEMOCRACY BUT IN MINECRAFT LAND! JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT FOR TRUTH AND JUSTICE AGAINST THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND RUMOR HAS IT THAT HEROBRIAN HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS AND LET’S BUILD A WORLD WHERE FACTCHECKERS RULE AND DEMOCRACY IS SAVED BY BLOCKS AND PIXELS!

Easter Egg Island – Crafty Statues

Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Chile, Crafty, cultural heritage, Easter, easter egg, easter island, Egg, Historical landmarks, indigenous culture, ISLAND, moai, Mystery, Pacific Islanders, pacific ocean, Polynesia, Rapa Nui, Remote Island, south america, Statues, stone sculptures, tourism, Unesco World Heritage

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ores Mined:	4547	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the statues on easter island were left as an easter egg! like, imagine mining and suddenly stumbling upon a giant stone head with a chocolate bunny inside. it’s like a willy wonka dream come true! plus, our server has flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. yeah, you heard that right. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to thriller. it’s lit af, bro. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Laser Depo Optics: Yttrium Fun

advanced materials, band gap, defects reduction, depo, electronic devices, film deposition, Fun, laser, laser processing., laser technology, material science, optical coatings, optical devices, optical properties, optics, optoelectronics, pulsed laser deposition, semiconductor materials, thick films, thickness-dependent, thin film technology, thin films, Yttrium, Yttrium ferrite films

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
New Chunks Explored:	140138	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50

Yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Yttrium ferrite films on pulsed laser deposition, but in block form! Da thicker da blocks, da less defects and da lower da band gap, making dem perfect for optoelectronics…or sumthin like dat. So come join dis server and get ur optical properties on fleek, fam!

NorthSMP

bedrock, bugs, Community, Discord, Feedback, Friends, invite, Join, Minecraft, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, Players, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Suggestions, Support, TEAM, world border

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP Small Supportive Community Pvp And Raiding Allowed
We always Take feedback AND suggestions Invite your friends so this server grows
World Border is 75000×75000 and will be increased later down the line if we get more players TpRandom To up to 2000 blocks Owners And general managers will be playing we be just another player if any bugs happen or something you need IF you like we can set up a name for your team if you like and it displays on your name tag
Server IP: NorthSMP.funserver.top
Port: 25598 (25598 for bedrock)
Discord: https://discord.gg/KgegaDED5H

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server even if I am new to Minecraft?	Yes, all players are welcome, regardless of experience level.
Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.
Is PvP and raiding allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP and raiding are allowed, but please be respectful of other players.
How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server?	You can share your feedback and suggestions in the Discord server linked above.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, you are encouraged to invite your friends to help the server grow.

Butt Craft Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, butt, Butts, comes from, Craft, d.., from butts, haha, it comes, it comes from, Land, long tail tags, Poop, poop from butts, You know

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	282
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Why, you ask? Because we have POOP! Yes, you heard me right, POOP! And not just any poop, but poop from butts! Haha, isn’t that just the craziest thing you’ve ever heard? So come on over and experience the magic of butt poop for yourself! You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

AirportGF Minecraft Server

airport pickup, AirportGF, alcohol consumption, arguments, break up aftermath, Breakup, cold symptoms, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, drunk driving, emotional intelligence, emotional reactions, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal accountability, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, relationship issues, RESPONSIBILITY, self reflection, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	3680	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable decisions just like this guy who got dumped for being too drunk to pick up his girlfriend from the airport.

Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where your virtual girlfriend breaks up with you for not being able to drive her home because you were too busy drinking with your friends.

So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and ridiculousness. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos you could ever want in our Minecraft server?

Players:	108/100	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Farms Harvested:	313
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4