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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7387 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry. We have a strict rule that only people born in 2007 will be allowed to post on our site next year because, let’s be real, they bring the most chaos and fun to the table.
But don’t worry, if you weren’t born in 2007, we still have plenty of room for you to join in on the madness. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing impromptu dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come on down and join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
