$2.7 BILLION Minecraft SMP Employee Rehire

upward mobility, Employee, $2.7 billion, hard work, Effort

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a lazy sack of shit with no upward potential? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where hard work actually pays off? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, who mined so much diamond that he became the richest player on the server. He built a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and rode a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. And guess what? He got compensated for his effort with a real-life diamond crown!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Redstone Wizard, who created a working computer within the game. He now has his own tech startup in Silicon Valley and is a billionaire in real life. All thanks to his hard work on our server.

So, if you want to be like Steve or the Redstone Wizard, join our Minecraft SMP now and start working hard to create 50,000x the value of the average joe schmoe. Don’t be a lazy sack of shit, join us and reach your full potential!

MysticCrafted 1.20

person, asmongold, died, alone, 10 minutes

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the curse of Asmongold!

We offer a safe haven for those who have lost friends to ridiculous drinking challenges.

Build your own virtual world where no one will force you to watch endless streams of questionable content.

Escape the madness and join us for some blocky fun!

No more “no shit” moments, just pure Minecraft joy.

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New Server IP
FairCraft FamBam Tax

family disagreements, rental disagreements, Tax, family of five, family conflict

Are you tired of family drama and disagreements over rent? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from real-life disputes and enjoy a world where the only thing you have to worry about is mining for diamonds and building epic structures.

On our server, you can create your own family dynamic with other players and split resources however you want – no spreadsheets required! Want to live in a mother-in-law suite with your own bathroom and kitchen? Go for it! Or maybe you prefer to roam around in a class A RV, vanlife van, and jeep – the choice is yours.

And don’t worry about any .5 disputes over kids paying rent – on our server, everyone is treated equally, no matter their age or number of family members. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who gets the best spot to build their castle.

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New Server IP
CreepyCraft City

danger, spooky, eerie, spine-chilling, Ghost Town

Have you ever been to a city where the streets are paved with diamond blocks and the villagers ride around on flying pigs? No? Well, you clearly haven’t visited our Minecraft server yet! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest city you’ll ever see in your virtual life.

Picture this: you’re walking down the street and suddenly a giant zombie pigman comes charging at you, but don’t worry, he just wants to give you a high-five. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples.

But beware, not everything is sunshine and rainbows in this city. You might encounter a group of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just when you think you’re safe, they’ll sneak up behind you and BOOM! Your house is gone in a cloud of smoke.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of exploring a city where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in Minecraft land. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond armor).

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New Server IP
PhilippinePanicCraft

regional stability, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, international relations, South China Sea

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like China and the server itself is like the Philippines? It’s like a battle royale in the South China Sea, except instead of warships, we’re using pickaxes and swords! Join us if you wanna push some blocks to the wall and show off your aggression in the most epic way possible. Let’s see who will come out on top in this wild and wacky adventure!

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Blocky Bedlam: Psychiatric Ward Escape

Support, Misdiagnosis, DISMISSED, Psychiatric, Psychiatric Wards

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a whole new world of madness and mayhem! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our players are so lit, they make diamonds rain from the sky!

One time, a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon, and another player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil zombies. And get this, our server is so wild, it’s rumored that Herobrine himself comes to party on Saturday nights!

So if you wanna escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. You might just find yourself in a psychiatric ward, dismissed and disbelieved by the outside world. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

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New Server IP

$2.7 BILLION Minecraft SMP Employee Rehire

MysticCrafted 1.20

FairCraft FamBam Tax

CreepyCraft City

PhilippinePanicCraft

Blocky Bedlam: Psychiatric Ward Escape