| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2735 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Crops Grown: | 5436 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 222 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7474 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5449 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2496 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7841 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4955 | Star Shards Collected: | 53 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8036 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7447 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 169 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 8631 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 6335 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 156694 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9366 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4904 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 5874 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 108 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5725 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 93 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 197 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4319 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 695 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 7346 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 238 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4978 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 257 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 23 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Votes: | 2809 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2560 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 96 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5045 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1501 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 290 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
