| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 8672 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 121 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Votes: | 8381 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7577 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 931340 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 512 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8458 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 3235 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5842 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4117 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 4584 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 4824 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Votes: | 6162 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6484 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 7511 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 844 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 28 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1215 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3785 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 180 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7408 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 98 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7261 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4622 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4381 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 6328 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4898 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Votes: | 992 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 2535 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8397 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3641 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
