| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3960 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Play.1life.buzz
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 213 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 296 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3990 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3925 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 6307 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8562 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 165 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 274 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 43 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 6015 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Votes: | 8151 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5328 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 6 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3623 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9464 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 6170 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6417 |
| Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 18 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 6779 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 935063 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7474 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1864 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 717045 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 434 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 9263 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 102 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 9867 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 144 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1650 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 8316 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
