New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 90/400 Votes: 1275
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 22

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like a reverse version of reality, where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions.

In this wacky world, you’ll embark on epic quests to collect spell cards and battle against evil mobs in turn-based combat. But beware, the Storm is coming, and only the bravest and craziest players will survive!

With no PvP elements, you can play at your own pace and enjoy the rich storytelling that our server has to offer. Plus, our game is fully voiced in 4 languages, including Pig Latin for our more cultured players.

Join us for daily resets at 10am UTC, where you’ll encounter bizarre events like Route 77: The Haunted Highway, where you’ll face off against ghostly mobs and haunted road signs.

Don’t miss out on our rate-up banners featuring characters like Ezra, the Star Support who can summon shooting stars to rain down on your enemies. And be on the lookout for upcoming banners like Argus, the Plant Support who can turn your enemies into potted plants.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure! And don’t forget to use our exclusive codes like “DiscoPendulum” and “UnbearableLightness” for some extra laughs along the way. See you in the upside-down world of our Minecraft SMP!

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  • Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

    Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 3090
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Runes Activated: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5996
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Towns Built: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

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  • SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

    SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 8069
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 64
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

    CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 1297
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

    Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

    So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

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  • Book2Blockbuster

    Book2Blockbuster
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 6484
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Farms Harvested: 882
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

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  • DataProtFailCraft

    DataProtFailCraft
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 9546
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 87 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

    Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 5550
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Crops Grown: 7807
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Ores Mined: 7407
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

    Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

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  • The Studio

    The Studio
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 2496
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Magic Items Found: 5406
    Villages Defended: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Streamer
    Server Platform Bedrock
    Server Mode Hard
    Rules Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
    Age Requirement 16+

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

    Q: Is the server new?

    A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

    Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

    A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

    Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

    A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

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  • Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

    Secret Sanctum 1.20.4
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 7476
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Farms Harvested: 104
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 283 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

    We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

    Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

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  • Blockageddon

    Blockageddon
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 2437
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2483 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Villages Defended: 13 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Enchantments Applied: 271
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    “Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

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  • CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

    CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 7133
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

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  • OrbitMC

    OrbitMC
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 1723
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Star Shards Collected: 297
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OrbitMC Overview

    Description
    Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

    Join Our Community

    If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

    OrbitMC Staff Team

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  • Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

    Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 5975
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

    We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

    Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

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  • DocDisasterCraft

    DocDisasterCraft
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 7560
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mines Excavated: 1384
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

    Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

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  • Oil & Gas Fun Zone

    Oil & Gas Fun Zone
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 5009
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Crops Grown: 6644
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

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  • Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

    Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 5861
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Animals Bred: 49
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

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