18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crops Grown:	9898
Towns Built:	3	Animals Bred:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Love Letters Sent:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	876
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mines Excavated:	4086

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Items Found:	4906
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5324	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	41	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Falling into the Void:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	599804
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Divine Spears Created:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!