18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

18 inches, can, challenge, Community, controversial, digital trends, discussion, funny, Gamers, Gaming, handle, humor, impaler, Inches, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, online forum, Server, social media, trolling, Ultimate, V, video games, viral

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Potions Brewed:	140	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7908	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Emeralds Found:	1790	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Towns Built:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	179	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	4126	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	33

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Towns Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Animals Bred:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Emeralds Found:	4262	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Items Found:	3905
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crops Grown:	2217	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Farms Harvested:	806
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ores Mined:	3568
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	New Chunks Explored:	182288

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