15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ObsidianAddictz

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Skillful Question Master

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so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	9898
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

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EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crops Grown:	1959

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Hold Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	338283	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	93
Zombie Dances:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyCrackheads

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Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Potions Brewed:	95	New Chunks Explored:	405404
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Emeralds Found:	8047	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9286	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
New Chunks Explored:	972137	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ExGFExposed: AITA MineCraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time OP ran into her ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend at Target.

Experience the thrill of navigating social interactions in a pixelated universe, where saying the wrong thing can lead to unfollows on TikTok and mysterious views on your TikTok profile. Who knew that a simple hello could lead to such chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and provides endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious misunderstandings. And remember, always be prepared to explain your high school dating history to strangers in the virtual world – you never know what might happen next!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SpookySMP – Halloween Vibes

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Are you tired of the same old boring Halloween parties? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the spookiest Halloween experience of your life!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the haunted forests of our server, when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant creeper-shaped piñata drops from the sky, filled with diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Halloween night, challenging players to a build battle for the chance to win a lifetime supply of pumpkin pie.

So ditch the boring costume parties and join us for a Halloween celebration like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	212	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1