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Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Animals Bred:	193
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

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Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyGirlz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3652
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

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So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MomRageCraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1264	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockyTimeMachine

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Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

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Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	463
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ScanFailCraft

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Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ObsidianAddictz

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Skillful Question Master

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so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	204
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6