13YearOldMeSaysLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Love Letters Sent:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you were 13 and all you wanted to do was play Minecraft all day? Well, guess what? Now you can relive those glory days on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Dance your way to victory as you battle this funky foe in the ultimate showdown. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with candy and rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your inner 13 year old self run wild in a world where anything is possible. Trust us, your younger self would be so proud.

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	3168	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Dimension Hops:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7671
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5243
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	8275	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2838
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mines Excavated:	1327
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2602	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2365	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Villages Defended:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	445	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crops Grown:	7207	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Potions Brewed:	197
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Towns Built:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ores Mined:	4607	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Divine Spears Created:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!