13YearOldMeSaysLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Wanderlust Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, Exercise, Exploring, fresh air, Go for a walk, health benefits, leisure walk, mental health, mindfulness, nature walk, outdoor activities, physical activity, Realm, Relaxation, see this, self-care, SightSeeing, stress relief, walk, Wanderlust, well-being, what to do

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

This Minecraft server is like going for a walk and stumbling upon a magical realm where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable life choices. You’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

bachelors degree, comfort, decision, discussion, family, Father, grandchildren, grandchildren’s future, grandmother, GrannyCraft, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, new year’s eve, parents, Rent, Server, STUDIES, ungrateful, wealth

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Farms Harvested:	545	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	194	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of living under your parent’s roof like a peasant? Do you dream of finally spreading your wings and flying into the world of independence? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual kingdom, just like you’ve always dreamed. And the best part? You might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make you the richest player in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will guide you on your quest for glory. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to greatness. And remember, accepting the money in-game is never a bad thing – it’s all part of the game!

WeddingCrasherCraft

bachelorette party, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, cakes, cultural ceremonies, Cultural differences, emotional drain, friendship, hair, maid of honor, makeup, micromanaging, professional makeup, sister of the bride, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding photos, wedding planning, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Love Letters Sent:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride is the only shining star? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can be the center of attention on your special day!

Imagine a world where you can have professional hair and makeup done, only to be overshadowed by the bride who will micromanage your every move. But wait, there’s more! You can also be accused of trying to outshine the bride just by doing your own makeup because waiting for the artist is so last season.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be yelled at, mocked, and emotionally drained by the bride herself. And who needs group pictures with the bride anyway? It’s her day, not yours!

Join our server now and experience the wedding of a lifetime, where drama and chaos are guaranteed!

LootGuruMC SMP

advice, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, important lesson, knowledge, learn, life lessons, Life skills, LootGuruMC, Maturity, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Sooner, wisdom, wish

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Secret Passages Found:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	262	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Crops Grown:	2844	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with all the mobs in the game, it’s wild! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, he’s the life of the party.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyTariffHoards

Canadian, Chinese, Consumer, CraftyTariffHoards, Decision making, Economy, global trade, Goods, Hoarding, Impact, Imports, inflation, Mexican, Prices, savings, shopping, Stockpile, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

TubercraftWarDodgers

avoidance, avoidance tactics, Conflict, conscription, Deceit, Deception, Evasion, Fake, health, Illness, international relations, military deployment, military service, North Korea, North Koreans, Politics, russia war, strategy, Trickery, TubercraftWarDodgers, Tuberculosis

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Lava City Blaze Out

air quality, Blaze, california wildfires, city, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, emergency management, emergency response, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, fire prevention, global warming, heatwaves, increased likelihood, lava, Los Angeles, natural disasters, spread, urban areas, wildfire disaster

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchantments Applied:	71
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real!

Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, Community Projects, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, HermitCraft-like theme, ordinary, PVP Event, Rewards, Simple VoiceChat, smp

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	2381
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Ordinary SMP Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops
Why Join Us	Active and Diverse Players Whitelisted Server Events and Community Projects Custom Resource Pack
How to Join	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join us by clicking on the link provided in the “How to Join” section above.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Java version 1.21.4

Are there any mods installed on the server?

Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, and Dragon Elytra Drops.

Is the server community-focused?

Yes, the server boasts a diverse player base from across the globe and emphasizes community building and collaboration on projects.

Are there any grief protection measures in place?

Although the server is vanilla, there are measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

What kind of events can I participate in on the server?

Players can participate in server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Is there a custom resource pack on the server?

Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items and rewards.

Pixel Quest 1.20

94727812, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.

And get this, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they’ll be walking into walls and drowning in puddles of water.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

animal companionship, animal cruelty, animal welfare, dog ownership, Husky, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet love, pet neglect, pet rehoming, pet rehoming conflicts, pet relationships, pet responsibility, pet training, pet training difficulties, puppylove, rehoming, Server, spaying, walking dogs

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mines Excavated:	4597	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

Our server is like no other, filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to join. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the ultimate escape.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server with a community like no other.

Join now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic? Let’s create some insane memories together!

Therapist AFK Again

Afk, aita, Cancelling, continue sessions, demanding, exception, hating patients, Late, moving abroad, online sessions, sick, Therapist, Upset, work meeting

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of unreliable therapists who can’t even show up on time for a session? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about your therapist ghosting you again – unless they’re a ghost in the game, that is.

Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.

So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!

SMPCharmCraft: Ladies Love Surprises!

ladies, love, SMPCharmCraft, Surprises

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4692
Alien Abductions:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

OMG, so like, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the coolest place ever to build and mine and stuff. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who wears a top hat made of diamonds. Like, how crazy is that?? And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon and now they ride around on it like a boss. So, like, if you wanna join this wacky and wild server, just follow the rainbow road made of marshmallows and you’ll be there in no time. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

BlockyBeautyBoost

Allure, attractive, BlockyBeautyBoost, body positivity, Charm, Confidence, empowerment, Exercise, fashion, Grooming, hair, inner beauty, lingerie, makeup, outer beauty, seduction, self love, self-care, Self-expression, Sexy, skincare

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a pixelated supermodel with our exclusive custom skins that will have all the creepers drooling over you. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle with confidence on our server?

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to slide into our DMs. We have the most epic build battles where players have created entire kingdoms made out of cake and unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the Nether. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining powers and a killer sense of style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to slay in style like never before. Who knew looking sexy in Minecraft could be so much fun?

CelibacyCraft: Exit vs. Embed

CelibacyCraft, community engagement, Embed, emotional well being, exit, Gender Roles, incel forums, Incels.is, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, mens issues, mental health, mental health support, online communities, online forums, r/IncelExit, self improvement, sexual frustration, social dynamics, social isolation, stigma, support groups, toxic masculinity

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we study incel forums for men who can’t get a date! We got r/IncelExit where dudes tryna leave da incel life behind and Incels.is for da ones still stuck in dat incel mindset. On r/IncelExit, we got 74.7% informational support like how to talk to girls and stuff. But on Incels.is, it’s all about emotional support cuz these dudes need some serious help! Join now for a wild ride full of incel drama and maybe even find love in da blocky world of Minecraft!

Warped

application, collaboration, Community, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, Friendly, friendship, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minigames, Projects, rules, Server, smp, Standards, Trust, Vanilla, warped

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Chimeras Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Warped SMP Server Overview
About Us	Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. We have a friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members.
Server Type	Semi-vanilla with Fabric and quality-of-life datapacks
Community	Diverse player base with community collaboration, group projects, and server-wide events
Expectations	High standard for new players and applications

FAQs

How do I join Warped SMP?

To join Warped SMP, you must first join our Discord server and then submit an application. Make sure to take your time on your application and ensure it meets our standards. If it doesn’t, we may ask you to redo it.

Is Warped SMP a true vanilla Minecraft experience?

Yes, Warped SMP stays true to its semi-vanilla roots and only uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons that go beyond vanilla mechanics.

Is Warped SMP a long-term server?

Yes, we last reset the server earlier last year and have no plans for another reset in the near future. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players to work on builds and projects without the threat of a looming reset.

How can I stay updated on server events and news?

You can join our Discord server for regular updates on server events, news, and announcements. We also have an Instagram account where we share screenshots and gallery from the server.

Players:	91/400	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crops Grown:	8743	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7