Are you tired of normies ruining the crypto game? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds! We don’t mess around with boring old Bitcoin, we’re all about that blocky bling.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of normies try to crash the server with their outdated crypto talk. But fear not, our community is filled with seasoned players who know how to handle those normie noobs. We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple. It’s a crypto-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re not about that normie life. We’re all about the diamonds, the emeralds, and the epic adventures that come with them. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge? Join us and find out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Chick Flicks Minecraft Server

    Chick Flicks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and diamond armor that shoots lasers.

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nice For Once Minecraft SMP

    Nice For Once Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the cool cats and meme lords out there!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos! Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    And hey, if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, don’t worry! Our players are always ready to shower you with compliments and boost your self-esteem. You’ll never have to feel unappreciated again!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCreeperWedding

    CraftyCreeperWedding
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your son’s sudden wedding plans and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

    With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!

    So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MemoryWipeMCSMP

    MemoryWipeMCSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could erase your memory and experience the thrill of starting fresh on a new server? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special potion that will erase your memory every time you log in!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite foods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 297
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ThirstQuencherCraft

    ThirstQuencherCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the rivers flow with ice-cold soda pop instead of water! Yes, you heard that right! Quench your thirst with a refreshing drink straight from the source while building your dream pixelated paradise. But be warned, the mobs are addicted to caffeine and will do anything to get their hands on your precious beverages. So join us and experience the fizzy madness for yourself!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Animals Bred: 163 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrigadeCraft Minecraft Server

    BrigadeCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the intense battles between North and South Korea! build your own artillery brigades and launch missiles at your enemies! will you be able to bring peace to the region or will chaos reign supreme? join now and be part of the action! but be careful, Kim Jong-un might be watching…

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Towns Built: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VugledarMarineElite

    VugledarMarineElite
    So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got this elite brigade of Russian marines who are like, super hardcore and stuff. But get this, they keep losing like, 80% of their personnel in battles for Vugledar. Like, how crazy is that? But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server.

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle and the chaos of war. Plus, you might even get to witness some epic fails and hilarious mishaps along the way. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of Minecraft for surviving the madness of Vugledar.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 202 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6723 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Expert Server

    Crafty Expert Server
    hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

    first of all, we got a bunch of crazy mods dat will blow ur mind! like, u can ride a chicken as a mount and shoot fireballs out of ur butt! how cool is dat?

    plus, our community is da bomb diggity! we got players from all over da world, from mars to pluto! u will never be bored with all da shenanigans goin on!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds? yea, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in minecraft!

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wild and wacky minecraft server and let’s have some epic fun together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Zombie Dances: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LittleMacks Official Server

    LittleMacks Official Server

    WELCOME to Macks Official Minecraft Server! Mack is a content creator on Twitch and Youtube! This is his server! You’ll find NEW THEMES every server and weekly quests and treasure hunts! We do giveaways and fun mini game events! WE ARE A VERY SMALL but growing community of gamers and wierdos just trying to have fun and game together! JOIN THE DISCORD to vc with other players and be in stream events!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Endure Survival

    Endure Survival

    Endure is a South African SMP server that introduces new world Generation. The Server offers grief prevention land claiming. The server is setup with the intent of being a chill survival server, the goal is to have fun. All players spawn randomly in the world at first to prevent any trapping or congestion.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3574
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Welcome to the “Shadowwizardmoneygang Monifactory” where wizards make money by Monifactory-ing things in our not-so-greylisted server!

    Welcome to the “Shadowwizardmoneygang Monifactory” where wizards make money by Monifactory-ing things in our not-so-greylisted server!
    Server Name Minecraft Custom Adventure Modpack Server
    Features Custom gamestages, questbook, in-questbook store, ars elemental, wuxiacraft, mekanism
    Server Type Adventure/Exploration
    Discord https://discord.gg/HBq8pHgA6b

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided in the server information or through the Minecraft multiplayer menu.

    2. What mods are included in the custom modpack?

    The custom modpack includes mods such as ars elemental, wuxiacraft, mekanism, and more for enhanced gameplay.

    3. Is there a quest system in place?

    Yes, the server features a questbook and in-questbook store to provide players with goals and rewards for completing them.

    4. What is the gamestage system?

    The gamestage system is designed to encourage adventure and exploration by scaling difficulty and rewards based on the player’s progress.

    5. What is Monifactory server?

    The Monifactory server is geared towards players interested in technical gameplay, offering a different experience from the main adventure modpack server.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mad Minecraft Server

    Mad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make your brain explode with excitement!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right, pigs as your trusty steeds! And don’t even get us started on the flying llamas armed with laser beams – they’re a force to be reckoned with!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you manage to find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies)!

    So why does our server make so many people mad? Because they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness and insanity that awaits them! Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 5326
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Protestant Minecraft SMP Thinker

    Protestant Minecraft SMP Thinker
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition as they fight for control over the coveted Diamond Island. Will you choose to align yourself with the feathered fiends or the mooing maniacs? The choice is yours, but be warned – alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have perfected the art of disco dancing. Join their underground rave parties and learn the latest moves to impress your friends (and enemies) on the battlefield.

    And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of pigmen who have formed a biker gang and ride around on flaming motorcycles. Join them for a wild ride through the fiery depths of hell!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, anything goes!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TwinHomesNoLoan

    TwinHomesNoLoan
    Hey gamers! Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to jump right in.

    So, imagine this: it’s your 30th birthday and you’re planning on camping alone for a couple of days to celebrate. But wait, here comes your twin sister, who just went through a messy breakup and needs a place to stay. Are you an asshole for not wanting to change your plans and accommodate her? Well, on our server, we believe in embracing the chaos and turning every situation into a hilarious adventure!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of sibling drama, unexpected guests, and wild birthday celebrations. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to build a virtual studio apartment for your twin sister while fending off creepers and zombies. It’s a birthday bash like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FailCraft SMP: Failing Forward!

    FailCraft SMP: Failing Forward!
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the most unexpected lessons from failure and setbacks! Our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness, where every wrong turn leads to a hilarious mishap.

    Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds, only to have it collapse and bury them alive. But hey, they learned the valuable lesson of humility!

    Another time, a group of players tried to start a peaceful village, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of angry zombies instead. Whoops! Lesson learned: always double-check your summoning rituals.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will teach you valuable life lessons in the most ridiculous ways possible, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, failure is just another opportunity for a good laugh.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 New Chunks Explored: 98869
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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