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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1696 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1688 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
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