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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8118 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 1211 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
haha come join our minecraft server where the odds are as crazy as that fact! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya!
if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves. or maybe you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with golden carrots and enchanted pickaxes.
we’ve got a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie named bob who gives out free hugs. our moderators are unicorns who grant wishes and our builders can create a replica of the eiffel tower in under 10 minutes.
so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. who needs reality when you can have this much fun?
